I think I approached this whole aging thing the wrong way. I mean, yes, 30 is just around the corner. I know that. But it's OK. It isn't a huge deal. When you put things into perspective, there are literally millions of people on earth who are millions of years older than me. And I know that it's just all the young people around me along with society in general that attach that stigma to the number 30, and well, to the whole process of aging altogether. It isn't right, I tell you! What's wrong with getting older?! I'm sooo glad I'm not a stupid teenager anymore. (I hate teenagers, by the way. I didn't even like them when I was one of them!)
So anyhow, Mr./Ms. "dj", no, I'm not 30 yet. But yes, I'm quite near. And honestly, that's quite fine. How is it, by the way, to be on the other side of 30, since we're on the subject? You miss your 20's much? Do things still have as much elasticity as they used to? Things kinda making their way down south these days? Are you struggling with gravity much??? I could use the insight from someone more experienced. Y'know, so I know what to expect later. MUCH later on... =)

Ugh...No more turkey, please...